Cycling Top Ten Lists

1. Less risk of falling off a mountain
2. No pricey lift tickets
3. No avalanches
4. Easier to do in the summer
5. No padded clothing to make you look fat
6. Less risk of bumping into snobbish movie stars
7. No chance of falling off a chair lift
8. Wind in your face is pleasant, not bitterly cold
9. No need to look trendy

1. Conditioning benefits extend beyond the thumbs
2. Can do it when the power's off
3. No need to upgrade to keep up with your friends
4. Fully interactive, three-dimensional graphics with true color
5. Never locks up
6. Very rarely encounter alien attackers with automatic weapons
7. Never have to fight with your brother over who gets to use the trail now
8. No complicated "cheat codes"
9. Never need to call tech support
10. Get to use cool water bottles instead of those silly soft-drink cans