var quotes = new Array
quotes[0]="Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. - George S. Patton"
quotes[1]="Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Anonymous"
quotes[2]="Wisdom is learning what to overlook. - William James"
quotes[3]="A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.  - Fred Allen"
quotes[4]="Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw"
quotes[5]="Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Albert Einstein"
quotes[6]="Moral indignation - jealousy with a halo. - H.G. Wells"
quotes[7]="A heritic is a man who sees with his own eyes. - Gotthold Lessing"
quotes[8]="A conservative is a person who doesn\'t think anything should be done for the first time. - Frank Vanerlip"
quotes[9]="Television - a medium, so called because it is neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs"
quotes[10]="Perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year. - Henry Beard"
quotes[11]="The difference between sex and love is sex relieves tension and love causes it. - Woody Allen"
quotes[12]="A committee is twelve people doing the work of one. - John F. Kennedy"
quotes[13]="A highbrow is a person educated beyond his intelligence. - Brander Matthews"
quotes[14]="Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway"
quotes[15]="Puritanism - The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. - H.L. Mencken"
quotes[16]="Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation. - Howard Scott"
quotes[17]="Cynicism - The intellectual cripple\'s substitute for intelligence. - Russell Lynes"
quotes[18]="What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde"
quotes[19]="Life is a long lesson in humility. - James M. Barrie"
quotes[20]="Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn\'t. - Erica Jong"
quotes[21]="A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost"
quotes[22]="When you fall in a river, you\'re no longer a fisherman; you\'re a swimmer. - Gene Hill"
quotes[23]="It is not enough to aim, you must hit. - Italian proverb"
quotes[24]="Begin at the beginning . . . and go on till you come to the end: then stop. - Lewis Carroll"
quotes[25]="Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. - Theodore Roosevelt"
quotes[26]="Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so. - Philip Dormer Stanhope"
quotes[27]="Don\'t get really good at something you don\'t want to do. - Mark Albion"
quotes[28]="A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. - H.H. Munro"
quotes[29]="When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it is best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln"
quotes[30]="No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road, turn back. - Turkish proverb"
quotes[31]="A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn\'t make sense. - James Thurber"
quotes[32]="One may go a long way after one is tired. - French proverb"
quotes[33]="For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe. - Larry Eisenberg"
quotes[34]="No one ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge"
quotes[35]="Do not put off till tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well. - Mark Twain"
quotes[36]="Don\'t ask the barber whether you need a haircut. - Daniel S. Breenberg"
quotes[37]="In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. - Thomas Jefferson"
quotes[38]="You\'ve got to do you own growing, no matter how tall you grandfather was. - Irish Proverb"
quotes[39]="If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle. - Spanish proverb"
quotes[40]="Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucious"
quotes[41]="Your life story would not make a good book. Don\'t even try. - Fran Liebowitz"
quotes[42]="One way to prevent conversation from being boring is to say the wrong thing. - Frank Sheed"
quotes[43]="There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - T.H. Huxley"
quotes[44]="That is a bad bridge which is shorter than the stream. - German proverb"
quotes[45]="Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quotes[46]="In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these. - Paul Harvey"
quotes[47]="Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. - E. W. Dijkstra"
quotes[48]="The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe."
quotes[49]="If you want truly to understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin"
quotes[50]="The success of a discovery depends upon the time of its appearance. - S. Weir Mitchell"
quotes[51]="The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - T.H. Huxley"
quotes[52]="Genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains. - Janice Elice Hopkins"
quotes[53]="We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan"
quotes[54]="In pioneer days they used oxen for heavy pulling, and when one ox couldn\'t budge a log, they didn\'t try to grow a larger ox. - Grace Murray Hopper"
quotes[55]="The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. - Douglas Adams"
quotes[56]="A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams"
quotes[57]="The most efficient labor-saving device is still money. - Franklin P. Jones"
quotes[58]="...it therefore represented technology\'s greatest triumph to date over both itself and plain common sense. - Douglas Adams"
quotes[59]="Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. - Clarks Third Law"
quotes[60]="Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. - Albert Einstein"
quotes[61]="Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don\'t work, those that break down, and those that get lost. - Russell Baker"
quotes[62]="A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it. - Men in Black (movie)"
quotes[63]="Millions long for immortaility but do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz"
quotes[64]="Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides"
quotes[65]="We don\'t see things as they are, we see them as we are. - Anais Nin"
quotes[66]="The least questioned assumptions are often the most questionable. - Paul Broca"
quotes[67]="If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant\'s life, she will choose to save the infant\'s life without even considering if there is a man on base. - Dave Barry"
quotes[68]="I\'m always fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact. - Diane Sawyer"
quotes[69]="An idea isn\'t responsible for the people who believe in it. - Don Marquis"
quotes[70]="Anxiety and conscience are a powerful pair of dynamos. Between them, they have ensured that one shall work hard, but they cannot ensure that one shall work at anything worthwhile. - Arnold Toynbee"
quotes[71]="It has been my experience that folks with no vices have very few virtues. - Abraham Lincoln"
quotes[72]="The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. - Arnold H. Glasow"
quotes[73]="When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer"
quotes[74]="If you can find something everyone agrees on, it\'s wrong. - Mo Udall"
quotes[75]="Fashion is more powerful than any tyrant. - Latin proverb"
quotes[76]="A small town is a place where everyone knows whose check is good and whose husband is not.  - Sid Ascher"
quotes[77]="Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding about ourselves. - Carl Jung"
quotes[78]="Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. - James Baldwin"
quotes[79]="I have been a selfish being all my life, in practice, though not in principle. - Jane Austen"
quotes[80]="Success makes us intolerant of failure and failure makes us intolerant of success. - William Feather"
quotes[81]="If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain"
quotes[82]="It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the by-laws are shorter, and he is personally acquainted with the other members.- E.B. White"
quotes[83]="In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.- Oscar Wilde"
quotes[84]="How many fancy they have experience, simply because they have grown old.- Stanislaus Lac"
quotes[85]="The problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred.- George Bernard Shaw"
quotes[86]="Arguments only confirm people in their own opinions.- Booth Tarkington"
quotes[87]="Every heart has its secret sorrows which the world knows not, and oftentimes we call a man cold when he is only sad.- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow"